Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
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liking someone who probably doesn’t like you back
ヽ(；▽；)ノliking someone whose obviously too good for you
ヽ(；▽；)ノliking someone and feeling like nothing but an annoying piece of shit to them
ヽ(；▽；)ノliking someone
ヽ(；▽；)ノ
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look at this gif carefully
he is not even close to the shelf
it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it
it was his wings
wings
wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE THING
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
I couldn’t wait so I made a thing.
+ 55458
i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him
i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy
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